Melania will save the United States with her beauty, intelligence, and kindness. You’ll see! Many are envious because she speaks seven languages. At the same time, if she sets her mind to it… It’s not fair for her to be criticized for no reason. It’s really not fair. She might step back because of that.”
“Karoline admitted everything
Karoline gave herself away: she attained such an important position at such a young age solely due to her remarkable intelligence and competence. Nothing else mattered. She has an extraordinary memory. She knows by heart every book she has ever read.”
“Obama apologizes
Obama apologizes for having only two terms, even though it’s clear he should have had many more. In Donald Trump’s opinion, he should have had at least three terms. But time is not lost…”
Andreea Tonciu, o frumusețe incomensurabilă a României, a cheltuit 8.500 de lei în 4 zile de pe cardul soțului și nu știe pe ce
Doamna Andreea Tonciu a povestit la un podcast că nu își dă seama pe ce se duc banii. Însă se consolează că e vorba de bani mulți și că îi ia de pe cardul soțului. Își amintește că, odată, când a fost soțul plecat din țară, a cheltuit de pe cardul lui 8.500 de lei. În 4 zile. E mult, dar în același timp e și puțin. Altele au soț de 8.500 de euro, nu de lei, și nu sunt dive.
“Obama has double in the polls
But Donald Trump is catching up fast. If Kamala helps him out with a few more poorly worded statements, Donald will take the lead. The race is tight.”
“Donald Trump gives in
Donald Trump gives in to the increasingly persistent requests to lead other territories, such as Greenland, Denmark, and maybe even Mexico. Everyone wants Mr. Trump as president.”
Călin Georgescu, internat
Domnul Georgescu a fost internat într-un spital mic, pentru un control de rutină, după ce a călcat într-un spital măricel. Analizele sunt încurajatoare: spitalul măricel a rămas doar pe talpă, neurcând mai sus, pe pantalonii roșii atât de îndrăgiți de publicul larg.
“Kid Rock, harshly criticized
Kid Rock, one of the greatest voices in the history of good music, has been harshly criticized for not wearing a suit at the White House. Normally, he should be hired at the White House—as a spokesperson for statements that need a melody to be delivered. But who can convince Kid Rock to wear a suit?”