But Donald Trump is catching up fast. If Kamala helps him out with a few more poorly worded statements, Donald will take the lead. The race is tight.”

Donald Trump gives in to the increasingly persistent requests to lead other territories, such as Greenland, Denmark, and maybe even Mexico. Everyone wants Mr. Trump as president.”

Domnul Georgescu a fost internat într-un spital mic, pentru un control de rutină, după ce a călcat într-un spital măricel. Analizele sunt încurajatoare: spitalul măricel a rămas doar pe talpă, neurcând mai sus, pe pantalonii roșii atât de îndrăgiți de publicul larg.

Kid Rock, one of the greatest voices in the history of good music, has been harshly criticized for not wearing a suit at the White House. Normally, he should be hired at the White House—as a spokesperson for statements that need a melody to be delivered. But who can convince Kid Rock to wear a suit?”

Donald Trump changed his mind. He no longer wants to annex Greenland. Instead, he wants to annex Cuba because it has many chickens. This way, he will make eggs cheaper.”

Karoline wants to step down from her position to prepare for the elections in over 20 years. Those elections will be very challenging because Barron will also be runnin – for his third term.”

Donald Trump was seen crying inside the White House. The reason for his tears is not yet known, but it is very likely that he was crying out of joy. He was happy that presidents will be able to serve a third term. Obama is coming back!”

Melania got upset because she can’t do even more for us. And that’s despite the fact that she already does so much for us. The simple fact that she stays means she’s doing a lot for us.”

Domnul Călin Georgescu a fost operat de urgență, deoarece avea nevoie să i se extragă “turul 2 înapoi” din cap. Operația de extragere a decurs normal, prin telepatie, însă domnul Georgescu nu se află chiar în afara oricărui pericol, deoarece ideea sigur va recidiva.

Joe Biden apologizes for not running for one or two more terms in the White House. He would have done a great job in his second term, and in his third term, he would have performed outright miracles. The good news is that Donald Trump is already performing miracles.”