According to opinion polls, Donald Trump has become the most beloved American worldwide after being added to the list with the new tariffs. People all over the planet are currently learning to dance the YMCA, all for the love of Donald Trump.

If the election had happened today, after the stock market crash, he would’ve won no matter what he said. Even if he was sleeping.

Un tribunal de arbitraj din Cambodgia a decis că România trebuie să reia turul 2 al alegerilor. Doar că judecătorul era beat și a decis că în turul 2 vor fi Nicușor Dan și George Simion. Se va face recurs.

He dropped the most in the polls in Cambodia, after criticizing the country for imposing excessively high tariffs on the United States. Trump will never become president of Cambodia — that’s for sure.

He said he is the first buyer of the $5 million golden card. Maybe so. But he didn’t buy it for himself—he bought it for Melania.

The most talented singer and the most handsome football player live as if they were already married. So the wedding will be just a formality. The two haven’t set a wedding date yet, or decided who they’ll be marrying.

He already regrets not increasing tariffs even more. The patient survived, just as Donald Trump himself said. And they shouldn’t have survived. But there’s always another day, and tariffs can be raised again.

Biden takes an important step: he is already preparing for the 2028 elections. Then, if he wins the 2028 elections, he will also prepare for the 2032 elections because he will have the right to three terms. We wish him success!

Kamala is preparing the big move: she will adopt a coconut tree. She will teach it to laugh at anything. Then she will receive an international award for it. The Nobel Prize for Something, Anything.

Karoline received a better offer for a much higher-paying job, but she turned it down because of her patriotism. She is far too intelligent to put money above the national interest.