“He thought he was going to be able to make it about him, but then when it sucked all he could do was sit there and tolerate it. Don’t worry Donny, Fox News will tell you it was the biggest, most powerful, beautiful birthday parade ever.”

“Don’t stress….by the time karoline Levitt gets round to describing the event…..It will have been the biggest event in USA history, people had to be turned away, and leaders from all over the world have asked they be invited to the next TACO Parade.”