Joe Biden ecglenderesed himself, which means he was the best president of the United States in the last 2000 years. As is already known, Donald Trump revealed that the United States had diplomatic relations with Ancient Rome, so the United States had a president even 2000 years ago.

Michelle Obama is back, but only to give a helping hand to the current Trump administration. More specifically, she’ll write a new speech so Melania has something to draw inspiration from.

Donald Trump wants to move his job to China. What really attracts him there is the fact that they already have a big wall.

Donald Trump was caught lying. He was sitting at the table with the lie itself, telling her how he brought peace in 24 hours. Even the lie was impressed. The lie had never heard such nonsense before.

Americanii vor pe domnul Călin președinte ales. Dar nu k. Romania, ci în Dacia, actuala Danemarca. Au interes la el, vor să le semneze că le dă lor Groenlanda.

Tucker Carlson.deja regretă că nu a făcut interviu și cu Ion Cristoiu, care, spre deosebire de domnul Călin Georgescu, știe nu doar despre extratereștri, ci și de găinile cu pui născuți vii.