Călin a câștigat procesul cu statul, cu Macron și cu extratereștrii și va fi înscăunat luni dimineață pe tronul de voievod al tuturor timpurilor. Ceremonia va avea loc la Palatul Bălăceana, dacă domnitorul va fi găsit.

But only if he ever got mad at her. However, the love between them is so strong and so deep that something like that could never happen. Not even if he ends up serving 3 or 4 more terms — which wouldn’t be out of the question, because he deserves them.

Michelle Obama has finally said “yes.” More precisely, she said: “Yes, Melania can plagiarize all my speeches, it’s absolutely no problem. Better she plagiarizes mine than her husband’s, because her husband would sue her and then revoke her citizenship.”
Okay, just kidding – she didn’t say that. But she could have.

Puțină lume știe că Guru are un frate geamăn. Un pic mai mic, dar geamăn. iisus. De aici și iubirea nemărginită a lui Dumnezeu pentu el.

For now, only in Melania’s heart. But soon he’ll be at one hundred percent in everyone’s heart, and at 200% in Melania’s. Congratulations to Melania’s heart!

She would like to help make America even greater, but she’s not being allowed to. Every time she takes an initiative, she’s prevented from putting it into action. The ones blocking her are the malls, where she ends up spending all her time shopping.