“Tov Ceaușescu ne-a lăsat fără datori. Televiziunea poporului când plătește și din ce plătește datoriile României, că România nu mai produce nimic…” (fan ddena Anca)
“Tov Ceaușescu ne-a lăsat fără datori. Televiziunea poporului când plătește și din ce plătește datoriile României, că România nu mai produce nimic…” (fan ddena Anca)
“bă dar tu ce muncești de tot stai numai pe tik tokul ăsta?” Întrebare fără sens. Se muncește la tik tok normă întreagă, fără bani, așa cum muncesc și bodyguarzii d-lui CG
Melania got upset because she can’t do even more for us. And that’s despite the fact that she already does so much for us. The simple fact that she stays means she’s doing a lot for us.”
Domnul Călin Georgescu a fost operat de urgență, deoarece avea nevoie să i se extragă “turul 2 înapoi” din cap. Operația de extragere a decurs normal, prin telepatie, însă domnul Georgescu nu se află chiar în afara oricărui pericol, deoarece ideea sigur va recidiva.
Joe Biden apologizes for not running for one or two more terms in the White House. He would have done a great job in his second term, and in his third term, he would have performed outright miracles. The good news is that Donald Trump is already performing miracles.”
Donald Trump is in love: he loves Greenland so much he can’t take his mind off it. He dreams about her every night. And she’s with JD Vance.”
He wants a statue of them next to the Statue of Liberty, and she wants a statue of them on top of the Statue of Liberty, on her shoulders. We can try both options, so there will be no more controversy.”
Melania wants to leave the White House because she can’t stand being the most beautiful first lady in history. She would like to let other ladies be the most beautiful first lady in history because she’s had enough. It’s hard to be the most beautiful in history when you have a husband who is also the most beautiful.”