Joe Biden ecglenderesed himself, which means he was the best president of the United States in the last 2000 years. As is already known, Donald Trump revealed that the United States had diplomatic relations with Ancient Rome, so the United States had a president even 2000 years ago.

Michelle Obama is back, but only to give a helping hand to the current Trump administration. More specifically, she’ll write a new speech so Melania has something to draw inspiration from.