Donald Trump announced he’s giving up the measures that shocked the whole planet. More exactly, the Gulf of America will go back to its old name: the Trump Gulf. Or… was that not its old name?

Karoline Leavitt ran off to calm the investors on the stock market. They think the market crashed, but in reality, the market went up. It’s true that the indexes went down, but they’re higher than they were 100 years ago. So the indexes actually went up. That’s thanks to Donald Trump.