He wants a statue of them next to the Statue of Liberty, and she wants a statue of them on top of the Statue of Liberty, on her shoulders. We can try both options, so there will be no more controversy.”

Melania wants to leave the White House because she can’t stand being the most beautiful first lady in history. She would like to let other ladies be the most beautiful first lady in history because she’s had enough. It’s hard to be the most beautiful in history when you have a husband who is also the most beautiful.”