Donald Trump is tired of telling people that eggs have gotten cheaper, and people not believing him when he tells them that eggs have gotten cheaper. So he’s not going to tell people that eggs have gotten cheaper anymore. Let Biden tell them that eggs have gotten cheaper.”

Melania can’t take the carefree lifestyle anymore and wants to get a job. In fact, she wants to get a second job, because that’s already a job: the job of first lady of the United States. She could also be the first lady of Greenland, as a second job.”