Donald Trump gives in to the increasingly persistent requests to lead other territories, such as Greenland, Denmark, and maybe even Mexico. Everyone wants Mr. Trump as president.”

Domnul Georgescu a fost internat într-un spital mic, pentru un control de rutină, după ce a călcat într-un spital măricel. Analizele sunt încurajatoare: spitalul măricel a rămas doar pe talpă, neurcând mai sus, pe pantalonii roșii atât de îndrăgiți de publicul larg.

Kid Rock, one of the greatest voices in the history of good music, has been harshly criticized for not wearing a suit at the White House. Normally, he should be hired at the White House—as a spokesperson for statements that need a melody to be delivered. But who can convince Kid Rock to wear a suit?”

Donald Trump changed his mind. He no longer wants to annex Greenland. Instead, he wants to annex Cuba because it has many chickens. This way, he will make eggs cheaper.”

Karoline wants to step down from her position to prepare for the elections in over 20 years. Those elections will be very challenging because Barron will also be runnin – for his third term.”

Donald Trump was seen crying inside the White House. The reason for his tears is not yet known, but it is very likely that he was crying out of joy. He was happy that presidents will be able to serve a third term. Obama is coming back!”